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NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE

By Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

By Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

By Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

By Dr. J.. Kevorkian

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ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......

By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES

By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

By Bill Clinton with introduction

By the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!

By Nancy Pelosi​



TONY MANDILE
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How To Hunt Coues Deer
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-16-09 AT 09:48AM (MST)[p]Good ones Tony!

Here's a few from the MM World:


Conquering Buck or Bull Fever
- How to use less than 27 cartridges on a single hunt-
by StinkyStomper.

Humane Rural Pest Control
- Volume 1 - Cats, Dogs and Raccoons -
by TripleK

Staying Current With Chain E-mail Circulation
-Just because you got the e-mail from someone you know doesn't necesarily mean it's true! And other lessons I have learned -
by Manny15

Sarcasm Understood - Explaining the Nuances and Intricacies
by mywifeishotterthentiffany

Principles of Conservative Politics Understood
by 440sixpack with special introduction by Piper

How to Rank College Football Teams
by HKShooter

Correct Principles of Backyard Birdwatching - How to not frighten your neighbors
by Roy

just a few to start out with...



UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
A few more:

"The Fully-Clothed Beauty of the Female Form"
By Feleno

"Persuading Others With Subtlety and Tact"
By Bobcatbess

"One Bull-One Shot"
By Stinkystomper

"How To Please Your Man Through Total Subservience"
By TripleK

"Practicing Sensitivity To Others-Refraining From Sarcasm In The Face of Ignorance"
By D13er

:)
 
How to talk Kate Beckinsale into the sack!
By Slamdunk

Guide to Apis mellifera scutellata and how to deal with them
By NVBIGHORN (look it up)

Ways to skin a Cat
By Founder

How to kill big bucks
By Kurt Darner and Forward by Coleman Houston with a sincere Thank You page dedicated to Ebay and old woman for keeping horns in the rafters.
 
Good thinking on JB cbeard! I was about to say the same thing. C

CJ - hilarious! Those horticulture classes at Tech paid off! Guess they taught you about cross-pollination and/or non-native Texas nuisance species!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
"Blond White Women I Never Had Sex With"
by Tiger Woods.

"True World Temperatures"
by Al Gore

"Pork Spending I Don't Care For"
by Congress

"Unit 666 Turtles I've Taken"
by Roy

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
OK Eel - low blow! You wanna bring it old man?? You got it!


"Everything I Know About Turtle Hunting that Roy Doesn't"
By Eelgrass

"Harvesting Monster Turtles - WITHOUT using Yard Sales"
by Eelgrass

"Stalking Monster Turtles WITHOUT Needing Depends"
by Eelgrass

Just wait until I know I won't be sent to Guantanamo if I post those pics! THEN you will see - then you WILL see!




UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-17-09 AT 08:06AM (MST)[p]"Current events" by Manny

"All the times I verfied a story before posting it" by Manny

"All the times I really left MM" by Manny
 
?Ethical Shots... Tales of the Longbow? - Tred Barta

?Guide to Untraceable Text Messaging? -
Tiger Woods

?Avoiding Backcountry Confrontations? - Founder

?The Fine Art of Dodging Equine Distaster? - Founder
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-17-09 AT 12:20PM (MST)[p]How to Make Friends & Influence People - by Hunt_Rez

Sniffing Out an Elk Guide - by Stinkystomper

How to SCORE on the First Date - by never-catch

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Success is failure that tried one more time
 
How to Properly Use and Apply a Condom - by Rutnbuck

Safe Muzzleloader Use - By UtHunting

How to Date real Women - by AntlerRick







"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 
And one more for Roy. Defining the words Nuances and Intricacies
by mywifeishotterthentiffany







"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
 

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