The world is insane.....

[Homer]

Club bans STARING without 'consent' & hires 'officers' to police venue

A NIGHTCLUB has banned staring without getting “verbal consent” – and hired “safety officers” in pink vests to police revellers. The venue also asked clubbers not to t…

www.the-sun.com

 

[ReinerDude]

It’d be a hell of a challenge to come up with a good pick up line there! You couldn’t acknowledge that you noticed anybody

 

[Homer]

so....you have to go ask someone if you can stare at them??.....will you have to say what you are going to stare at??

 

[Cali4x4]

Do you have to ask before sniffing hair?

 

[canyoncrosser]

It’d be a hell of a challenge to come up with a good pick up line there! You couldn’t acknowledge that you noticed anybody

“Hi, I couldn’t help but not notice you sitting all alone at the bar”…

 

[Grouse Legs]

Definitely not partying there

 

[Bluehair]

Can blind guys still use braille?

To make the charge, you have to be guilty.?

 

[hossblur]

"excuse me, I couldn't help but notice the outfit your wearing let's your boobs hang way out. May I have your consent to stare at them, without blinking and my mouth held open?"

 

[eelgrass]

I have a complaint. That guy in the pink vest is staring at me.

 

[eelgrass]

"excuse me, I couldn't help but notice the outfit your wearing let's your boobs hang way out. May I have your consent to stare at them, without blinking and my mouth held open?"

When they dress like that, I think there should be implied consent.

 

[Swivelneck]

"........no, I have a boyfriend I don't want to dance!"

"Wow, it's loud in here....... what I said was, you look fat in those pants!"

 

[wetmule]

I have a complaint. That guy in the pink vest is staring at me.

In this case you take your complaint to the guy wearing the chartreuse assless leather chaps

 

[RoughCountry]

If that doesn’t sound “California”

 

[elkassassin]

Gonna Make GAWKING Illegal,JUDAS!

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

“Excuse me, I didn’t notice if you are alone…are you?”

 

[EVILNR]

I'm selling Costas and Ray Ban's next door.

 

[hornkiller]

Turn the entire area to glass!

 

[Tristate]

In other news Club 77 has gone out of business.