The teacher gave her fifth year class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them
a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by
one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the normal types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then
the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes my Daddy told me a story about my Mummy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and
her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her
parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them
with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the
moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't F*** with Mummy when she's been drinking."
a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by
one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the normal types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved. But then
the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes my Daddy told me a story about my Mummy. She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and
her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a
flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her
parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them
with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till
the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the
moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't F*** with Mummy when she's been drinking."
