The Tomato Garden

[slamdunk]

> An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to
> dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground
> was hard.
>
> His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
>
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
>
>
> Dear Vincent,
> I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't
> be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just
> getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if
> you were here my troubles would be over.
>
> I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
> Love, Dad
>
> A few days later he received a letter from his son.
>
> Dear Dad,
> Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the
> bodies.
> Love, Vinnie
>
> At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police
> arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
>
> The next day the old man received another letter from his
> son.
>
>
> Dear Dad,
> Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I
> could do under the circumstances.

> Love you,
> Vinnie

 

[Roy]

That's some ingenious thinking right there!


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[completesportsman]

See there, being an inmate has its perks!