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At the end of the tax year the Tax
Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he
turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
Good question, noted the Rabbi.
"We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now
and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the
auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these
bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi,
realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable
question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufactures, and
every now and then they send us a free
box of bread-wafers."
"I see," replied the
auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the "know-it-all" Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you
do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not
waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save all the foreskins and send them to
the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete #####!"
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
Office sent an inspector to audit the
books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he
turned to the Rabbi and said, "I
notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
Good question, noted the Rabbi.
"We save them up and send them back to
the candle makers, and every now
and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the
auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these
bread-wafer purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi,
realizing that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable
question. "We collect them and send them
back to the manufactures, and
every now and then they send us a free
box of bread-wafers."
"I see," replied the
auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the "know-it-all" Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you
do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not
waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save all the foreskins and send them to
the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete #####!"
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
