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At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books
>> of a synagogue.
>>
>> While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
>> I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
>> drippings?'
>>
>> 'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
>> the candle makers, and every now and then they send us
>> a free box of candles.
>>
>> 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>> question had a practical answer.
>>
>> But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
>> 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
>> crumbs?'
>> '
>> Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying; to
>> trap himwith an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
>> them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free
>> box of holy biscuits.'
>>
>> 'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
>> the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on,'What do you do with
>> all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
>>
>> 'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up
>> all the foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once a year they
>> send us a complete d!ck.
>>
>> of a synagogue.
>>
>> While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
>> I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
>> drippings?'
>>
>> 'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to
>> the candle makers, and every now and then they send us
>> a free box of candles.
>>
>> 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
>> question had a practical answer.
>>
>> But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
>> 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
>> crumbs?'
>> '
>> Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying; to
>> trap himwith an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send
>> them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free
>> box of holy biscuits.'
>>
>> 'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
>> the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on,'What do you do with
>> all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
>>
>> 'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up
>> all the foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once a year they
>> send us a complete d!ck.
>>
