THE SURGEONS
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THE SURGEONS
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers...those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed: "You're all wrong. politicians are the easiest
to operate on.....There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
If this has been posted before please disreguard.
THE SURGEONS
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers...those guys always understand when
you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC , shut them all up
when he observed: "You're all wrong. politicians are the easiest
to operate on.....There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains
and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
