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A teacher was discussing biology with her 4th grade class, and talking about stuttering. 'Human beings are the only animals who stutter', she said. A little girl raised her hand.
'I had a kitty cat who stuttered', the little girl said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked her to describe a kitty stuttering incident with the class.
'Well, she began, I was in the backyard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped the fence and was in our yard.'
'That must have been very scary.' The teacher said.
'It sure was' said the little girl. 'My little kitty arched his back and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff.... and before he could say F**k, the Rottweiler ate him!'
'I had a kitty cat who stuttered', the little girl said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked her to describe a kitty stuttering incident with the class.
'Well, she began, I was in the backyard with my kitty, and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped the fence and was in our yard.'
'That must have been very scary.' The teacher said.
'It sure was' said the little girl. 'My little kitty arched his back and went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff.... and before he could say F**k, the Rottweiler ate him!'
