>
>
> Last week, Sherry checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a
> bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
> phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone
> book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very
> handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had
> all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long
> powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she
> could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
> She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
>
> "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
>
> Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi,
> I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and
> give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
> and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
> implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag
> of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
> chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!!
> Now how does that sound?"
>
> He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
> outside line."
Brian
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>
> Last week, Sherry checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a
> bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
> phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone
> book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very
> handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had
> all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long
> powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she
> could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
> She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.
>
> "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
>
> Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi,
> I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and
> give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
> and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring
> implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag
> of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in
> chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!!
> Now how does that sound?"
>
> He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
> outside line."
Brian
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