I havent seen this here, sorry if its been posted already but I thought it was funny.
> The Outhouse
>
> Once there was a little boy who
> lived in the country. The family had to use
> An outhouse, and the little boy
> hated it because it was so hot in the summer
> And freezing cold in the winter and
> stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
> The bank of a creek and the boy was
> determined that one day he would push that old
> Outhouse straight into the creek.
>
>One day after a spring rain, the
> creek was swollen so the little boy
> Decided today was the day to push
> the outhouse into the creek. He
> found a large stick and started
> pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into
> The creek and floated away.
>
> That night his dad told him they were
> going to the woodshed after
> Supper. Knowing that meant a
> spanking, the little boy asked why.
>
> The dad replied, "Someone pushed the
> outhouse into the creek today. It
> Was you, wasn't it son?"
>
> The boy answered yes. Then he thought
> a moment and said, "Dad, I read
> In school today that George
> Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
> Didn't get into trouble because he
> told the truth."
>
> The dad replied, "Well, son, George
> Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree.
NO GUTS, NO STORY!!
> The Outhouse
>
> Once there was a little boy who
> lived in the country. The family had to use
> An outhouse, and the little boy
> hated it because it was so hot in the summer
> And freezing cold in the winter and
> stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
> The bank of a creek and the boy was
> determined that one day he would push that old
> Outhouse straight into the creek.
>
>One day after a spring rain, the
> creek was swollen so the little boy
> Decided today was the day to push
> the outhouse into the creek. He
> found a large stick and started
> pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into
> The creek and floated away.
>
> That night his dad told him they were
> going to the woodshed after
> Supper. Knowing that meant a
> spanking, the little boy asked why.
>
> The dad replied, "Someone pushed the
> outhouse into the creek today. It
> Was you, wasn't it son?"
>
> The boy answered yes. Then he thought
> a moment and said, "Dad, I read
> In school today that George
> Washington chopped down a cherry tree and
> Didn't get into trouble because he
> told the truth."
>
> The dad replied, "Well, son, George
> Washington's father wasn't in the cherry tree.
NO GUTS, NO STORY!!
