The Old Biker.................

[kilowatt]

>
>>
>> A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride in
>> the
>> >>>> country,
>> >>>> walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
>> >>>> CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
>> >>>> HAND JOB: $10..00
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
>> >>>> and
>> >>>> beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks
>> >>>> to a
>> >>>> meager looking group of farmers.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who
>> >>>> gives
>> >>>> the hand-jobs?"
>> >>>>
>> >>>> "Yes," she purrs, "I am."
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

 

[Mitt08]

That's not my kind of joke but please remember to vote early and vote often.

MR

DC, here I come.....

 

[deserteagle500]

not a bad joke.







the only eagle with enough power and speed to kill and gut you with one shot

 

[sageadvice]

To each his own. I thought it was great. One of the best i've heard in a long time!!! Easy to remember too. Thanks, Joey