Longun
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An Indian walks into a cafe packing a shotgun in one hand and pulling a Male Buffalo in the other. He says to the waiter "Me want coffee". Sure coming right up, replies the waiter. He gets the Indian a tall mug and the Indian drinks it in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has the shotgun and another Male Buffalo and walks up to the waiter again. "Me want coffee" The waiter says "Whoa Tonto! We're still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the Bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
The next morning the Indian returns. He has the shotgun and another Male Buffalo and walks up to the waiter again. "Me want coffee" The waiter says "Whoa Tonto! We're still cleaning up the mess you made yesterday. What was that all about anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the Bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
