The Lone Ranger's last request

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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
by an enemy Indian War Party.



The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ...



"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."

"Before I kill you, I grant you three requests"

"What is your FIRST request ???'

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought
before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with
a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches,
the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits
he's impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse",
"But I will still kill you in two days."

"What is your SECOND request ???"


The Lone Ranger again asks to speak
to his horse.
Silver is brought to
him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear.

As before, Silver takes off and disappears
over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise,

Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, more attractive
than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Rangers tent
and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents,"
"But I will still kill you tomorrow."


"What is your LAST request ???"


The Lone Ranger responds,

"I'd like to speak to my horse, .... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees,
and Silver is brought to
the
Lone Ranger's tent.



Once they're alone,
the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,
Looks him square in the eye and says,


Listen Very Carefully !!!!
FOR... THE... LAST... TIME...

I SAID ...



"BRING POSSE"



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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Worthless horse. Could of been worse, might of brought back a 16 inch saddle rider from Idaho.

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LOL

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Anybody know what happened the next day?? I'm interested in buying that horse, I can deal with it's hearing problems...

~Z~
 
Why didn't the blonde and brunette alert the posse? Come on d, there are holes in the story. We need pics.
 
>Anybody know what happened the next
>day?? I'm interested in buying
>that horse, I can deal
>with it's hearing problems...
>
>~Z~

LMAO.....yeah...who got the horse???



great post/pic, thanks for sharing

JB
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Reminds me of the kid that walked into the house after school and his dad asks
"How'd school go today son.?"
and the kid replied
"Not too good, I flunked spelling."
and his dad asked "How'd you flunk spelling?"
And the kid replied " I couldn't spell posse."
And his dad replied" He11 no you can't spell it, you can't even pronounce it right.
 

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