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LAST EDITED ON Mar-14-12 AT 12:02PM (MST)[p]One afternoon, a liberal was riding in his limousine when he
saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you," the liberal said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the liberal replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with
us,also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the liberal answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the liberal
and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The liberal replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my
place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as
a heartwarming liberal story...did you?
saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We
have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed
you," the liberal said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the liberal replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with
us,also." The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the liberal answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the liberal
and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The liberal replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my
place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as
a heartwarming liberal story...did you?
