The greatest blond joke

DeerMadness

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A blond was speeding down the road in her sports car when a police car driven by a blond woman police officer pulled her over.
The blond cop asked to see her drivers license. So she dug through her purse getting progressively agitated at not finding it.

What does it look like the driver asked very perplexed. The blond cop replied "it's square and has your picture on it".
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the cop.

The cop took a look and said " I'm sorry I didn't know you were a cop " and let the driver go.
 
So, two blondes were walking down the street when one of them saw a make-up compact on the sidewalk. She opened it up and looked in the mirror and stated,"Hey, I know her" the other blonde reaching for the compact said "let me see". When she looked in the compact she stated to her friend "well duh, it's me".

Norkal

"One can take my life but not my faith or my
confidence. I fear none and respect all."
 

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