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cameraguy
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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy look down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know that turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg,I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!!
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'
The boy look down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The game warden said, 'Now look, you know that turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.
If you break his leg,I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'
The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!!
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
