The first to say it.....

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Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase 'You
Gotta Be Shittin' Me'?

Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our Country, way back when George Washington was
crossing the Delaware River with his troops.

There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington 's boat.
It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember
this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a
lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued
swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.
Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal
Peters and his lantern into the Delaware . Washington and
his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other
side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops
and told them that they must go on.

Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.'They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house.

What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute,
hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding
around him. The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman. A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.

Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am
General George Washington and these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and
with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General,
you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?'

Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without
Peters.'

And the Madam said, 'You gotta be shittin me





JB
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Isn't George Washington the Black comedian from back in the 80's? He's funny, I saw him open up for Mel Tillis. Great show. I was not aware that he had a boat and a crew. You learn something every day.
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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Who was that guy who chopped down the Cherry tree?

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
Teddy Kennedy, he was looking for fermented sap to get liquored up on.
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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It can't be Teddy Kennedy. The guy I'm thinking about didn't lie about it.

Eel

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Teddy Ruxpin or Teddy Nugent? The Nuge hops down all kinds of crap!
Eric
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Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

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OK JB, I checked snopes. I'll be darned.......it's true!

What did George Washington tell his men right before they crossed the Deleware River?

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
What did George Washington tell his men right before they crossed the Deleware River?

"Ok men, get in the gawd damned boat!"

Eel

Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
i thought it was my father in law, he said that to me once and i said i wouldnt ##### you your my favorite turd. he got all pissed off and offended i thought it was funny as hell.
 

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