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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without
water.
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is
wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray
dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one
ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three
wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a
FEMA genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.
'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, an
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
*** POOF***
He was turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
water.
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last
breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks
to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is
wearing a FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) ID badge and a dull gray
dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one
ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the genie.. 'You know how I work....You have three
wishes.'
'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust a
FEMA genie.'
'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like
you're a goner anyway!'
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right.
'OK!, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen, an
he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish?'
'My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.'
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold
coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'
*** POOF***
He was turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story:
If the government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.
great post/pic, thanks for sharing
JB
