the difference between eel and his wife...

[D13er]

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between grandmothers and grandfathers? Well, here it is:


There was a loving grandfather who made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends, as they lived nearby. Every Saturday morning he would take his seven year-old granddaughter for a drive for some quality time - just the two of them.

One Saturday he was suffering from a severe cold and did not feel as though he should get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed; luckily, his wife came to the rescue and took their granddaughter for a drive. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, Granddad," she said. "It was really wonderful. But, we didn't see a single #####, blind bastard or son-of-a-##### anywhere we went!"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


JB

 

[LESGO54]

lmao

 

[TAGATTRACTER]

That's good stuff D13 but if it was about Eel wouldn't he be the great great Grandfather ?

 

[eelgrass]

It's the grandfather's JOB to point out all the #####, blind bastard or son-of-a-###### of the world. How else are they going to learn?????

Eel

it's not a 40 incher but it's closer than the last 40 incher you posted....

JB