the Book Report

[d13r]

Book Report-Too funny!!!


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton .



One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :..... The story of Bill and Monica , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill .

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose 's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :..... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :.... Monica ' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack .

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica .. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

 

[bobcatbess]

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[eelgrass]

LOL! Good one, little d-Cup!

Eel

 

[gb22]

True? Hope so. Funny? ABSOLUTELY!! Thank you.

 

[338RUM]

LMAO....That was good. I have another one that I will post shortly. I will call it Hillary's reason for Gun Control.