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> > >> A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning,
> > > on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
> > > Amy, The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one
> > > of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just
> > > above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
> > > where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
> > >
> > > The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while,
> > > the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
> > > front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk
> > > along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
> > > him, 'This is the one right here.'
> > >
> > > The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead
> > > blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying
> > > to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be
> > > bred?'
> > >
> > > That's simple. By the nail over its
> > > stall,' Amy explains very confidently.
> > >
> > > Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what,
> > > pray tell, is the nail for?'
> > >
> > > The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over
> > > her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants
> > > on.'!
One morning,
> > > on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
> > > Amy, The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one
> > > of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just
> > > above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
> > > where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
> > >
> > > The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while,
> > > the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
> > > front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk
> > > along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells
> > > him, 'This is the one right here.'
> > >
> > > The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead
> > > blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying
> > > to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be
> > > bred?'
> > >
> > > That's simple. By the nail over its
> > > stall,' Amy explains very confidently.
> > >
> > > Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what,
> > > pray tell, is the nail for?'
> > >
> > > The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over
> > > her shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants
> > > on.'!
