The Ballerina

[ELKabong]

A very big woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed
to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man out there
will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. At the end of
the bar, a skinny little drunk slammed his hand on the bar and said,
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She
turned again to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, once
again revealing her hairy armpit, and demanded, "What man out
there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slapped his hand down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and asked, "Say, it's your
business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call
her a ballerina?"
The little drunk replied, "Sir!, To me, any woman who can lift her leg
that high must be a ballerina ..."