mlycrzy
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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have ##### in it.") The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have ##### in it.") The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!" The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"