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>Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
>other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat
>down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
>wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,
>I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in
>the aisle seat "I'll get it for you."
>
>As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in
>it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
>good, I'd really like one too". Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch
>it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
>spat in it.
>
>When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the
>plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
>immediately what had happened.
>
>"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This
>fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
>shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
>
>
>THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.
>Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the
>other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat
>down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
>wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,
>I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in
>the aisle seat "I'll get it for you."
>
>As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in
>it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks
>good, I'd really like one too". Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch
>it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
>spat in it.
>
>When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the
>plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
>immediately what had happened.
>
>"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This
>fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in
>shoes and pissing in cokes?"
>
>
>
>THE MARINES WILL ALWAYS WIN.
