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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.
"Mary, Mary, are you there?"
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes. I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex, I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.
"Mary, Mary, are you there?"
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes. I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex, I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Saskatchewan."
TONY MANDILE
How To Hunt Coues Deer
