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SHEDHAWK
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So, I have been watching this forum and feel like it needs a little something.
A little something.............. ME-ish!
I went out shed hunting this morning to my usual spot.
Now, I have been hitting this location for years upon years.
Its usually the same each time I go. Lots of brown 4 point deer antlers, a few elk drops, and the occasional moose shed.
The thing is, this spot can be dangerous to hunt.
There are cougars, wild horses that dont like people, africanized bees, and gopher holes.
Usually I like to shed hunt with my buddies, stripper pole, antlerrhea, and lapdance. Today it was just me and lapdance.
We hit it for a while and picked up a bunch of brown deer and a couple elk.
I found this match set laying there next to each other.
We continued to hit the same strip of sage and found a match set of elk sheds.
Now, since this is my first posting here on the forums, I would warn you, SHEDHAWK isnt your typical pg-13 shedhunter.
Just ask stripper pole, anterrhea, and lapdance.
Somethimes while shedhunting you come across situations where XXX rated things happen.
TICKS!
Yep, its tick season. They are out there.
So, I had an ok pile of, ohhhh.... say 20 horns. I saw lapdance in the distance and decided to go see what he had.
I got to him and guess what? TICKS! Everywhere! He was covered in them!
I got to looking, and so was I!!!
So, you gotta do what has to be done. I got naked and checked for more ticks! Once all the ticks were off of me, I clothed myself, and noticed that there was a cougar that had been checking me out from a distance.
Now, this cougar has just seen me with no clothes on. But I figure, "no big deal".
So, I continue to shed hunt.
This cougar starts to follow me through the sage!
Now, I aint no chicken shiznit. So I began to conjure a plan.
I sneaked around behind the cougar and while it was lookin for me, I NAILED IT!
Here is a picture of me and the cougar I bagged.
Yes, she did look a lot like Demi.
Noramlly I wouldnt post this kind of thing, but lapdance sneaked up on us and took this picture while we wer in the blanket.
He is the most interesting shed hunter in the world.
STAY HORNY MY FRIENDS!
A little something.............. ME-ish!
I went out shed hunting this morning to my usual spot.
Now, I have been hitting this location for years upon years.
Its usually the same each time I go. Lots of brown 4 point deer antlers, a few elk drops, and the occasional moose shed.
The thing is, this spot can be dangerous to hunt.
There are cougars, wild horses that dont like people, africanized bees, and gopher holes.
Usually I like to shed hunt with my buddies, stripper pole, antlerrhea, and lapdance. Today it was just me and lapdance.
We hit it for a while and picked up a bunch of brown deer and a couple elk.
I found this match set laying there next to each other.
We continued to hit the same strip of sage and found a match set of elk sheds.
Now, since this is my first posting here on the forums, I would warn you, SHEDHAWK isnt your typical pg-13 shedhunter.
Just ask stripper pole, anterrhea, and lapdance.
Somethimes while shedhunting you come across situations where XXX rated things happen.
TICKS!
Yep, its tick season. They are out there.
So, I had an ok pile of, ohhhh.... say 20 horns. I saw lapdance in the distance and decided to go see what he had.
I got to him and guess what? TICKS! Everywhere! He was covered in them!
I got to looking, and so was I!!!
So, you gotta do what has to be done. I got naked and checked for more ticks! Once all the ticks were off of me, I clothed myself, and noticed that there was a cougar that had been checking me out from a distance.
Now, this cougar has just seen me with no clothes on. But I figure, "no big deal".
So, I continue to shed hunt.
This cougar starts to follow me through the sage!
Now, I aint no chicken shiznit. So I began to conjure a plan.
I sneaked around behind the cougar and while it was lookin for me, I NAILED IT!
Here is a picture of me and the cougar I bagged.
Yes, she did look a lot like Demi.
Noramlly I wouldnt post this kind of thing, but lapdance sneaked up on us and took this picture while we wer in the blanket.
He is the most interesting shed hunter in the world.
STAY HORNY MY FRIENDS!
