THE ACCIDENT

[1911]

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't
worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the
driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came
to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care
for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

 

[kilowatt]

The ice chest for BEER is still in good shape and the Cycle too, leave the beech.

Brian

 

[clifhunter]

put in 4wd and back out NO PROBLEM.............................

 

[BowHuntWithaRifle]

He probably could if it weren't a FORD.

"I shoot at wolves, I don't dance with them."
Stands With A Fist

 

[manny15]

you sure he wasn't in the car?.......

 

[nickman]

That should end with;

PS your secretary called and said she has the clap and thought you should get tested right away.

 

[one_dryboot]

yes bowhunt, if it was a chevy!!!!