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A lovely woman in one car and a man in another are involved in a car
accident on a snowy, cold Saturday night. Both of their cars are
totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. You're a man & I'm
a woman, so this must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle my car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cork back in, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil. Don't mess with them.
accident on a snowy, cold Saturday night. Both of their cars are
totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. You're a man & I'm
a woman, so this must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle my car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the
cork back in, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever and evil. Don't mess with them.
