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Seems a Texan makes a rolling stop at a stop sign and
gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the
cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his
concealed carry permit, as required.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
carrying today?"
"Yes, sir, I am."
"Well then, you better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 Smith in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22
magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay, good" the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and an alley sweeper 12 gauge. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope" he replies.
Cop asks, "Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a goshdamned thing..."
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the
cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his
concealed carry permit, as required.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you
carrying today?"
"Yes, sir, I am."
"Well then, you better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 Smith in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22
magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay, good" the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and an alley sweeper 12 gauge. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope" he replies.
Cop asks, "Well then, what are you afraid of....?"
"Not a goshdamned thing..."
"Let's keep things in perspective.I mean for Peet's sake there are kids in Africa that don't even hunt....hello" Jimmy Big Time
