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cameraguy
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Texas Logic
Two Texas farmers, Bubba and Jimbo, are sitting at their favorite bar,
Drinking beer.
Bubba turns to Jimbo and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
Life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
College, and sign up for some classes." Jimbo thinks it's a good idea,
And the two leave.
The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets with the Dean of
Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
You would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
Logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
Family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
Have A Wife.
And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
Heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
That because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Jimbo at the bar. He tells Jimbo about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jimbo says, "What's that?"
Bubba says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer"
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
Two Texas farmers, Bubba and Jimbo, are sitting at their favorite bar,
Drinking beer.
Bubba turns to Jimbo and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through
Life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community
College, and sign up for some classes." Jimbo thinks it's a good idea,
And the two leave.
The next day, Bubba goes down to the college and meets with the Dean of
Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Bubba says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
You would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
Logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
Family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
Have A Wife.
And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
Heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
That because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Bubba shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
to go meet Jimbo at the bar. He tells Jimbo about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Jimbo says, "What's that?"
Bubba says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're a queer"
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
