eelgrass
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We all know that slugs are attracted to a garden like Al-Qaeda to a school bus. Well, there is a little known Division of the Department of Homeland Security that addresses this terrorist group. This information is top secret and must remain on MM.
Recently, at an undisclosed location, OPERATION SLIME was carried out. It was a pretty straight forward operation. The objective was to intercept the slugs as they approach the "Green Zone", or garden, if you will.
A smart soldier takes advantage of the enemys' weakness. In the case of slugs it's their lack of speed and lack of armor. A BS-ED ,Banana Slug Explosive Devise, (the civilian name is firecracker) is placed in the path of the slug as it attacks.(See photo). They can be detonated with a cell phone or with a match.
As you can see the results are quite impressive.
It is suspected that slugs are comming in across the border from the neighbors yard, and negotiations are under way at this time.
Go to bed tonight knowing that your Homeland Security never sleeps while protecting this great Nation!
Eel
Recently, at an undisclosed location, OPERATION SLIME was carried out. It was a pretty straight forward operation. The objective was to intercept the slugs as they approach the "Green Zone", or garden, if you will.
A smart soldier takes advantage of the enemys' weakness. In the case of slugs it's their lack of speed and lack of armor. A BS-ED ,Banana Slug Explosive Devise, (the civilian name is firecracker) is placed in the path of the slug as it attacks.(See photo). They can be detonated with a cell phone or with a match.
As you can see the results are quite impressive.
It is suspected that slugs are comming in across the border from the neighbors yard, and negotiations are under way at this time.
Go to bed tonight knowing that your Homeland Security never sleeps while protecting this great Nation!
Eel
