STRETCHIN IT! (ADULTS ONLY!)

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If you can't handle a little CUPSY Humor I highly suggest you exit out of here now!

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A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had Tools 24 inches long.

When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his Tool and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the Tool to 24 inches.

Later that evening, as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about you trying the African string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his Tool.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied.

"Wow... You mean it's grown to 12 inches?"

"No" said the husband, "It's turned black."

God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
 
I know ~Z~!

Some of them are 50+ years old!:D

God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
 
Hey.....whatever it takes to get the job done, right?
Lmao!!!

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Lol!

Bess I'm starting to worry about you.....

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b' the mayor of you know where wants to know how heavy is that weight..and how long does it take...
 

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