Stinky & Qtip's first date

never_catch · Jan 25, 2011

Slammy walks into a bar and sees his friend Stinkystomper slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Stinky what's wrong.

"Well," replies Stinky, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," replies Slam with a laugh.

"Well," says Stinky, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and amazingly she agreed!"

"That's great!" says Slam, "When are you taking her out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Stinky, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" says Slam.

"So I get to her door," says Stinky, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"And what happened then?"

(Stinky slumps back over the bar again.)

"I kicked her in the face!" :-(

~Z~

Gator · Jan 25, 2011

LOL

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

justr_86 · Jan 25, 2011

LMAO!

stinkystomper · Jan 25, 2011

if ur gonna tell that story tell it right dumas.

i ductaped it to my foot

ego participate in Monasteriense muleys proinde ego sum bardus (I participate on monstermuleys therefore I am stupid)

Paul_Crawford · Jan 25, 2011

Now that was funny!!! pc

Sniper1 · Jan 25, 2011

Ba ha. I never spent to much time in the campfire section but holy jeezus i never laughed so much. I spend most my time in this now. Thanks guys.

And really stinky your foot. You got no legs or what :7