Stinky and slammy went elk hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow elk costume and learned the mating call of a cow elk.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the elk love call.
Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, stinky shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
Slammy (The one in the front) says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
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The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the elk love call.
Before long their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him."
After a moment that seemed like an eternity, stinky shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?"
Slammy (The one in the front) says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
Disclaimer:
The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
