Eel and Kilo were sitting around the retirement center one day. Eel says "I remember when I was 30, my penis would be so hard I couldn't bend it at all with both hands. When I turned 40 I could maybe bend it 10 degrees. Then when I turned 50 I could bend it about 25 degrees. On my 60th birthday I could bend it in half with one hand". Kilo says "Why are you telling me this?" Eel says "tomorrow I turn 70 and I wonder how much stronger I'll be".
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LMAO!
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If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!
I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!
LMAO!
[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!
I've got Wild Honey Tree's and Crazy Little Weeds growin around my Shack!
These Dusty Roads ain't streets of gold but I'm happy right where I'm at!
All these Perty little Western Belles are a Country Boys Dream!
They ain't got Wings or MM Halo's but they sure look good to me!
huntindad4
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Haha!
Good one F'er.
Bill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of
ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've
stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Good one F'er.
Bill
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of
ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've
stood up for something, sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
LMAO
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