Southern politeness God Bless Atlanta !!!!!

[nochawk]

Southern politeness God Bless Atlanta !!!!!



You'll love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
Southerners can be so polite!


Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land
Eastbound on runway 9

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC.. Acknowledge cleared to land on
Infidel's runway 9 - Allah is praised."






Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land Westbound
on runway 9."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on Infidel's
runway 9. - Allah is great."



Pause...



Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."


Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

 

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