> One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
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> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
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> middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
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> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried
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> to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called
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> his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
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> worried and decided to go to the hospital.
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>
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> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
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> with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
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> daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
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> told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up
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> the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew,
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> The peanut flew out of his ear.
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>
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> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
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> insisted that it was nothing.
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>
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> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'that's
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> so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
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> when he grows older?'
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>
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.
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>
> He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the
>
> middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he
>
> turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried
>
> to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called
>
> his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became
>
> worried and decided to go to the hospital.
>
>
>
> As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home
>
> with her date. After being informed of the problem, their
>
> daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man
>
> told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up
>
> the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew,
>
> The peanut flew out of his ear.
>
>
>
> The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man
>
> insisted that it was nothing.
>
>
>
> Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'that's
>
> so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be
>
> when he grows older?'
>
>
>
> The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.
Disclaimer:
The poster does not take any responsibility for any hurt or bad feelings. Reading threads poses inherent risks. The poster would like to remind readers to make sure they have a functional sense of humor before they visit any discussion board.
