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cameraguy
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Southerner
The answer can be found by your response to the following situation:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
praises Allah,
raises the knife,
and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt 45 automatic and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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**Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to provoke an attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and
what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing
me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.
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**Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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**Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
CLICK!
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
CLICK!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those hydra-Shoks, or Winchester Silver Tips?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
The answer can be found by your response to the following situation:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
praises Allah,
raises the knife,
and charges at you.
You are carrying a Colt 45 automatic and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
-----------
**Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to provoke an attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and
what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing
me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.
...................
**Republican's Answer:
BANG!
................
**Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
CLICK!
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
CLICK!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those hydra-Shoks, or Winchester Silver Tips?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
