Well - you got me! Actually I do not own it, it is on loan to me from Eelgrass but it is a very useful hunting tool. It is called the TrojanTurtle2007. It is a very durable Volkswagen Beatle that has been converted into a hunting blind/decoy. While I did use it for some of my scouting expeditions for my upcoming hunt in the coveted 99-666 hunt for the Virgin River Gorge Desert Devil Terrapin, legally it can only be used during the hunting season in Texas though where blind hunting for Turtles is preferred. It has all the necessary hunting accessories too, gun rack, knife sharpener, reloader, A/C, 6-disk cd changer with Dolby Digital Surround Sound (you know - for when you are calling turtles in), flat panel projection screen, satellite dish and DVD player. We have had some recent problems with it though. It appears that one of the big Texas males though did um, uh, how should I say this, "get the job done" on it and now we need to replace the tailpipe. BTW - does anyone out there know if "organic turtle material" (let's keep it adult here!) will damage your pistons? It looks like he may have got it all the way into the engine through the exhaust system. Not too worried about it if it is just in the exhaust, but if it penetrated the engine block, then we may have some problems. I am kind of worried because when I checked the oil it had sort of a milky hue to it. Oh well, it's Eel's problem to deal with anyway. Don't worry Eel - I'll have her back to you for the CA opener in Jan.
5 days until the opener! Can't wait!
UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)