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Some things even the Queen can't control.......
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides
to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central
London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage
hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most
horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage
must use handkerchiefs over their noses.
The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State
do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please
accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things
that even a Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be 'Presidential,' replied:
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.... Until you
mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides
to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central
London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage
hitched to six white horses.
They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the
thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most
horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage
must use handkerchiefs over their noses.
The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State
do their best to ignore the incident.
The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please
accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things
that even a Queen cannot control."
George Bush, always trying to be 'Presidential,' replied:
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought.... Until you
mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
