Somalia Cruise Package

Feleno

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I was surfing the net, looking for a trip for me and the wife and I ran across one i thought might interest you guys.

This particular trip is a Somalia cruise package that departs from Sawakin in the Sudan and docks at Bagamoya, Tanzania.

The cost is a bit high but it seems well worth it. What I found encouraging and enlightening is that the cruise line is encouraging people to bring their own high powered weapons along. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on the boat. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days. All the boat does is sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to get hijacked by pirates. Here are some of the costs and claims associated with the package:

$800.00 US/per day per person, double occupancy (4 day minimum)

M-16 full automatic: rental $25.00/day with ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing for $15.95

AK-47 rifle: no charge. Ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com bloc ball ammo for $14.95.

Barrett M-107 .50 cal sniper rifle: rental $55.00/day. Ammo at 25 rounds of 50 BMG armor piercing at $19.95

Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope included).

They even offer RPG's at $75 bucks and $200 for 3 standard loads.

Mounted mini-gun available @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire.

Free complimentary night vision equipment.

Meals are not included but seem reasonable. Coffee and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am.

They offer group rates and corporate discounts, and even
offer a partial money back guarantee if not satisfied.

Text from the ad:

"We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking
attempts by pirates or we will refund half your money including gun rental charges and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not
included). How can we guarantee you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of the coast of Somalia. If an attempted hijacking does not occur we will turn the boat around and cruise by at 4 knots.

"We will repeat this for up to 8 days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Cabin space is limited so respond quickly. Reserve your package before April 30th and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice."

Here are a few testimonials:

"FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!" ---- Carl, Nevada,USA

"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'LL never hunt big game in Africa again." ---- BFE, Utah, USA

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES 0, PASSENGERS 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English." -----
Wiz, California, USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use, and their crappy aim reminds me of a drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam."
----"Stickman" Arizona, USA

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot!! This is a
must do." ---Bobcat, Utah, USA

You guys should check it out, maybe we could all go as a group.
 
LMAO Feleno!!!

"I'M NOT COMPLAINING,I'M TELLING IT THE WAY IT IS,SOME OF YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,THATS O.K.,SOMETIMES THE TRUTH HURTS & YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT,OR YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE FACTS ARE,STAND UP & VOICE YOUR OWN OPINION,THIS IS STILL AMERICA THE LAST TIME I CHECKED"!!!

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REMEMBER!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE bobcat!!!
 
Too funny! Very creatvie. You must have a lot of free time to think this stuff up.
 
That is awesome..I can get my 300RUM sighted in for this falls hunts... Which cruise line is it...Ready to go!
 
You are all so full of it!......thats huntin' over bait, and you guys call that unethical when the Texans do it!

Can I get signed up for some mini-gun action on the next trip?
 
It is an awesome opportunity. Don't even waste time thinking about shore excursions. You won't miss them at all. Plenty of action for the kids too.

I really found it relaxing being able to lazy around the pool tanning with an occasional break to take a few shots.

And the entire experience sets that cruise mood that anyone has been on one understands. Lets just say, the wife and I have never had so much fun in all the years we've been married (wink wink, if ya know what I mean).
 
How fun that cruise sounds! I agree that a cruise should be a memorable fun experiance and what could be more fun than a Somalia Pirate cruise? And with the night vision equipment you can sit out on your balcony on those nights when you can't sleep and still be able to hunt. Sign me and the wife up, She is not much for hunting but this might change her mind. How often sdo you get to hunt pirates? NEVER!
 
>Trolling for pirates. LOL!
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>Eel


Well it's about the only thing we can troll for now Eel since they closed Salmon fishing. Wonder if they hit bait and if so Anchovies? Herring? or something metal like a Andy Reeker???? So many questions..

Jim
 

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