"Sleeping with Bob"

[tylercreek2]

i get this stuff at work all the time, i thought this one was funny. this maybe is old but its the first time i've seen it.

The guys were all at a deer camp No one wanted to room with
Bob, because he snored so badly.They decided it wasn't fair to make
of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take
turns.

> The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the
> next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.They said,
> "Man, what happened to you?"He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat
> up and watched him all night."
>
> The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the
> morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.They said,
> "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Man,
> that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched
> him all night."
>
> The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned,
> older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
> bushy-tailed.

> "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what
> happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night...
Bob sat up and watched me all night."