SlamPUNK GETS A TATTOO!!!

[bobcatbess]

Punk gets home late one night and his wife, Ms Punk,
says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'

Punk replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you
get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' Punk said
proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking
her head in
disgust.


'Why on earth would a Body Builder/Skull Krazy/Guide get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on
his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, four, instead of you going out shopping, you can
stay right here
at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'




SlamPUNK is recovering in the hospital, room 233.



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[tageater]

Funny stuff, bess!

 

[Cam@strawberry]

Bessie why you gotta be mean to slam he is small and cant defend himself! haha its funny none the less ;-)

Wildlife population control specialist

 

[browtine]

A hundred dollar bill??? More like a dime

Later, Brandon

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY 'LIL BEAV'!!!

I AIN'T BEING MEAN!!!

GUESS YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE POSTS PUNK MADE ABOUT ME???

JUST GETTIN EVEN!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[slamdunk]

LMAO!!!!!!!

Hey Bessy, it was the only way i could find a way to keep $100 bucks in my pocket!!

Guess i could have spent it on some new boots, or a hat?? ;-)

C'mon Browtine, at least give me credit for a quarter!!

 

[bobcatbess]

LOL PUNK!!!

PROBLEM IS ACCORDING TO MS PUNK YOU DON'T KEEP IT WHERE IT BELONGS,LMAO!!!



THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[slamdunk]

Lol Bess!!

You don't think i want HER to get all of my money, do ya??

Let's just say i'm "Charitable". ;-)

Can i write that off??? Lol

 

[AWHOLELOTTABULL]

A dime? Now that's funny.

It's always an adventure!!!
www.awholelottabull.com

 

[slamdunk]

Hey Jim....don't you be laughing at my expense, aint you got elk to be huntin or sumthin!!! ;-)

 

[AWHOLELOTTABULL]

Leaving Wednesday for my Colorado High Country mule deer hunt. I've never hunted above 11,000 feet. These may be my last few posts.

It's always an adventure!!!
www.awholelottabull.com

 

[B_F_E]

Very impressive Bessy,

The way I see it, you just typed that joke using perfect English and good grammar, while using full sentences & correct spelling. But most impressive was the proper use of lower-case.

attaboy

 

[Knockmdead]

Hey slam,

No body is laughing very much at your expense, expecially if it is only worth a dime.

All I heard is the reall reason that he got a $100 bill was because he likes to spread his wealth around. At a dime for every donation, that is a lot of well deserved recipients.
$100/dime (.1)= 1000, at least someone was having fun.



Jeff


Jeff

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY Beefy!!!

THANKS!!!

ALMOST FEELS LIKE A COMPLIMENT!!!

THE PUTER SCREWED ME OVER HERE RECENTLY & AGAIN AND I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED???

BUT DON'T GET USE TO IT!!!


THIS IS MY NEW GUN,YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT,YOU'LL LIKE IT A HELL OF A LOT LESS WHEN IT HITS ITS DESTINATION!!!

THE ONLY bobcat THAT KNOWS ALOT OF YOU HAVE HAD THIS IMAGE IN YOUR PEA BRAIN BUT DUE TO POOR SHOOTING TACTICS I'M STILL KICKIN!!!

 

[one_dryboot]

Bess, you gotta quit lookin at all that porn! you get lookin at a nasty gal and your puter will catch what see has got! then boom everything shuts down. I dont know from experience but a friend told me so

 

[cjboz]

your signifacant other needs to get a roll of pennies tattoo right below her wasteline so every once in a while you wil get a deal that is "Pennies on the Dollar"

 

[Knockmdead]

cjboz,

That was good. You cant pass up those kind of deals.


Jeff