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Rackcrawler
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Simple Home Remedies!
(1) Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone elseto hold them while you chop.
(2) Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by usingthe sink.
(3) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for afew minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to usea timer.
(4) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you fromrolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
(5) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
(6) You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use theduct tape.
(7) Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
(8) If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.
Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
(1) Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone elseto hold them while you chop.
(2) Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by usingthe sink.
(3) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for afew minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to usea timer.
(4) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you fromrolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
(5) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
(6) You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use theduct tape.
(7) Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
(8) If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE
STAIRS.
Tom
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
in it. Thanks!
