> >> A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep
> >> and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
> >> realized
> >> they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while,
> he
> >> got
> >> into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach
> every
> >> evening
> >> to watch the sun set.
> >>
> >> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
> cirrus
> >> clouds,
> >> the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As
> they
> >> sat there,
> >> the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon,
> he
> >> leaned over
> >> to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever
> >> protective of the sheep,
> >> growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
> >>
> >> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
> together,
> >> but
> >> there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold,
> >> there was another shipwreck.
> >>
> >> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
> >>
> >> That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach
> ritual. It
> >> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
> >> gentle
> >> breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
> started to
> >> get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could,
> >> but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, and cautiously
> >> whispered in her ear...
> >>
> >> "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
> >> and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he
> >> realized
> >> they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while,
> he
> >> got
> >> into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach
> every
> >> evening
> >> to watch the sun set.
> >>
> >> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
> cirrus
> >> clouds,
> >> the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As
> they
> >> sat there,
> >> the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon,
> he
> >> leaned over
> >> to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever
> >> protective of the sheep,
> >> growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
> >>
> >> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
> together,
> >> but
> >> there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold,
> >> there was another shipwreck.
> >>
> >> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
> >>
> >> That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach
> ritual. It
> >> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and
> >> gentle
> >> breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man
> started to
> >> get "those feelings" again. He fought the urges as long as he could,
> >> but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary, and cautiously
> >> whispered in her ear...
> >>
> >> "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
