A woman from Las Angeles, who is a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and a out spoken anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville,WA.
There was a large tree on one of the high points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural slender of her land,so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl, that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In terrible pain, she hurried to the local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was a environmentalist, a Democrat, andan totally anti-hunter. As well as the story of how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story and then told her to go wait in the examination room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited five hours before the doctor finally reappeared.
The angry woman demanded,"what took you so long?"
He smiled and then explained." Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before l could remove old-growth timber from a' recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama-care they turned you down.