Oh....OK, OK. Look, those of you that are insulted by this.
NOBODY, with a childs' portion of intellicet, believed that this "study and report", were in any way accurate.
The real humor here is YOUR reaction to it! Which, by the way, could not be more predictable.
People in Utah are such ideal targets of humor, because the "ten ring" is limitless....meaning; your irate nerve is SOOOOO easy to hit!
You got issues with extra wives, extra grasshoppers, extra saints, extra bibles and seagulls.
You have lakes with no marinas,....or fish. You got Starbucks....but no coffee. Fake indian uprisings. Endless.....And you don't think people should giggle at you?
Now, I live in California.....whatever Utah has, that is messed up, we probably invented tenfold, but we don't flare up in self righteous indignation, near as well as Utards!
Get over yourselves. People been picking on you guys since a week after the Pilgrims hit Plymouth Rock.
You couldn't help it then and you can't help it now!
And don't start on me about how all Utarians, ain't Mormons. All Californians aren't gay Democratic liberal, tree huggers...or illegal aliens...(a lot of us are legal)..but I don't see that stopping the jokes.