Sex for $7.00..................

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>> A Florida couple, both well into their 80s go to a sex
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>> therapist's office.
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>> The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
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>> The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
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>> intercourse?"
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>> The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
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>> that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
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>> When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
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>> absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks
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>> them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good
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>> bye.
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>> The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex
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>> therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
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>> agrees.
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>> This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an
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>> appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then
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>> leave.
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>> Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor
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>> says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find
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>> out?"
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>> The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything
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>> She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go
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>> to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do
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>> it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
 
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