Senior Texting Codes

Feleno

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With more and more seniors texting, tweeting and participting in these forums, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). This code is more for us younger members here as much as it is for the older members.... so we can understand what you are saying. Add to the list if you are hip to their lingo.

ATD: At The Doctor?s
ASMC: Anyone See My Cane?
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BMR: Bran Muffins Rock!
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can?t Get Up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Batterly Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LPB: Lets Play Bingo
LKI: Laxative Kicking In
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk?s On
MDAF: My Depends Are Full
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas
PMP: Pissed My Pants
ROFLCGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Can?t Get Up
SMPA: Sh#t My Pants Again
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk to You Louder
TTWM: Time To Watch Matlock
VNWY: Viagra Not Working Yet
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTS: Whats That Smell?
WTP: Where?s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
YAF: Yet Another Funeral
 
WTF?....Where's the fiber?


Bigfly

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ILMWATGSA (I Left My Wife At The Gas Station Again!)Happens with 'Oldtimers'!:D

God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
What Voltage of Cordless Sawzall are you running & what's your quickest Drive-By at hackin the Horns off of RoadKills?

This Favorite Shhit is getting old already!
 
LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-11 AT 08:23AM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Jan-28-11 AT 08:22?AM (MST)

>IHTWAF: I hope that was a
>fart
>

OTWNAF: Opps that was not a fart

followed by:

PAW: Prunes are working

followed by:

SMPA: Sh#t My Pants Again
 
Hey F'r!

I should say leaving her at the gas station was cruel!:D



God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
What Voltage of Cordless Sawzall are you running & what's your quickest Drive-By at hackin the Horns off of RoadKills?

This Favorite Shhit is getting old already!
 

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