So last weekend we spent a nite in a ritzy downtown hotel, not something we do often. We'd been out all day and were beat when we got back to our room. We fell asleep quickly. About 11:00 pm we are jolted awake by some screaming in the next room. Someone wasn't get murdered, it was a couple having sex. This went on for atleast 45 minutes. Kind of a turn on but kind of depressing knowing I can't last that long and my wife is more the silent type. I guess you know you are getting old when something like that don't motivate you to get it on. Anyone else ever get to listen in?
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Sorry about that F-dude.
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Unfortunatly, the apt's that I live in have really thin walls as well. I can hear my neighbor talking on the phone(I can't make out words). I can hear her music, and she has recently found a new boyfriend, that I only know as "Oh God"...
I just turn up my music and tv, and start throwing darts---
I just turn up my music and tv, and start throwing darts---
I lived in an apartment complex and had a neighbor who ate light bulbs.One night, I heard him say, "If you turn off the light, I'll eat it".
..The walls were thin.
You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You do however, need a parachute to
skydive.......twice.
..The walls were thin.
You don't need a parachute to skydive.
You do however, need a parachute to
skydive.......twice.
LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-12 AT 07:02PM (MST)[p]Read Post's 1 and 4.....
Uh, I thought that stuff stayed in the clubhouse? Sinners! }>
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Uh, I thought that stuff stayed in the clubhouse? Sinners! }>
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While staying @ the Steinaker Motel in Manila, UT a couple was going at it. She kept screaming I ALMOST THERE, I ALMOST THERE, Then silence. This went on several times. I'd just got to sleep and it started again, waking me. I yelled through the wall asking them if I needed to come finish the job. Not another sound the rest of the night.
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LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-12 AT 08:17PM (MST)[p]Feleno- know you that it was Tagatracter and Rug in the other room. Good thing you didn't get turned on by them
GoBigorGohome
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I never heard anything in a hotel or apt....but for sure I made a cougar scream....that was something else......
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LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-12 AT 08:31PM (MST)[p]Lol
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>LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-12
>AT 08:31?PM (MST)
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>Lol
shanq have u been drinking?
>AT 08:31?PM (MST)
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>Lol
shanq have u been drinking?
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LAST EDITED ON Mar-06-12 AT 09:45PM (MST)[p]I have a pretty good story but I don't think any of you will believe me, but if anyone wants to hear it I will tell it.
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>I have one better but I
>don't think any of you
>will believe me, if anyone
>wants to hear it I
>will tell it.
>WVBOWAK
Oh by all means please do tell...
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
>don't think any of you
>will believe me, if anyone
>wants to hear it I
>will tell it.
>WVBOWAK
Oh by all means please do tell...
"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
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While I was in the military going to school for my job I was living in a military dormitory. This room had bunkbeds for sleeping arrangements, I had the top bunk and my roommate (who always seemed to be in trouble for one reason or another) had the bottom bunk. Well one Saturday night I got rip roaring drunk and stumbled back to my room, now the one thing I remember from that drunken haze was that my roommate was not there. The next morning I woke up to the sound of my roommates voice and another voice who happened to belong to his girlfriend. My roommate snuck her into the room during the night while I was out. Just about then the bunkbed started rocking back and forth like there was an earthquake going on. I wasn't going to be a jerk and say something while that was going on, so I sorta "rode it out". They finished, talked a little bit, then went back at it. I decided that when they got done with the second round I was going to say something. When they finished I just said in a moderate toned voice "Morning you two, I would like to get a start on my day and get a shower, so could you two move along please." For the next couple of days these two would get red faced when I would say anything to them.
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I had a female roommate for about a year. Every now and then she would have her boyfriend over and she was one heck of a very loud screamer. I do believe that she could have set the guinness book of world records for the most amount of ?OH YES? screamed out in a row. All I can say is wow, It was not a turn on for me. it was sometimes very uncomfortable specially when one particular weekend I had my kids there. My son , 5 at the time kept asking me if she was alright. Not sure what to do, my kids and I left our own house for awhile. I had no choice but to mention it to her. I think she died of embarrassment right there on the spot. How can anyone not know that they are screaming loud?? Anyway, she moved out a couple of weeks later.
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Stopped at a Service Station once & WOW did I ever hear a Screamer,She called F'er everything in the Book & then some!
[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!
Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can
[font color=red size=redsize=18"face"]SHOW THEM TO ME![/font]
If You Love Your Country,SHOW THEM TO ME!
Hot Dog,Hot Damn,I love this Ameri-can
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Ha Ha good one STTM!
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When I moved to Sioux Falls I stayed in a residence in for 2 months until I found a house. Most the folks there were 1 to 2 month residence like myself and we all got along pretty well. Not a party hotel by any means.
About 3 weeks after I got there on a Friday night I was woke up at about 2 in the morning to the guy in the room next to mine blasting porn. Clearly one of those 1 guy 2 girl kinda movies. After I woke up enough to get my wits about me, it hit me...... The residence in didn't have on demand porn!!!!!! This guy kept at these 2 gals until 4 in the morning.
Gave him a high 5 the next time I saw him
About 3 weeks after I got there on a Friday night I was woke up at about 2 in the morning to the guy in the room next to mine blasting porn. Clearly one of those 1 guy 2 girl kinda movies. After I woke up enough to get my wits about me, it hit me...... The residence in didn't have on demand porn!!!!!! This guy kept at these 2 gals until 4 in the morning.
Gave him a high 5 the next time I saw him
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When I first got out of the Navy, a buddy and I drove to Alaska for the summer to "strike it rich" working on a boat. Ended up living on the beach in Kenai with a hundred other 20 year olds waiting on the salmon run. A couple of tents away there was a deaf girl and her boyfriend. I would never make fun of a deaf person, but I'll damn sure laugh my butt of when they get some. She wasnt a screamer as much as she was a howler!
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Los Alamos Holiday Inn last September. When checking in I noticed "Do Not Disturb" and "Pet in the Room" signs on the door handle.to the room next to mine. The walls are thin enough that if your neighbor is snoring it sounds like they're in the room with you, but I never heard any kind of animal such a dog, cat, or bird.
I returned from the lab early the next afternoon and noted that the same signs were still hanging on that door handle as I entered my room. Sat down to start checking my emails when I heard a woman moan loud and long. At first I wasn't sure exactly what I heard or if it was the television, the internet, or someone dying. But after another minute she did it again, followed by "that's good." It started to really get going after that, but for next ten minutes I wasn't even sure if she was by herself or with someone. At the very end it was obvious though. Two minutes after it was over, she asked the guy if he had any water in his room and he told her only from the sink. Less than a minute after that I heard the door to his room open and shut, after which, I could still hear someone moving around over there, but no more talking.
I never did hear any kind of animal noises. Maybe he was keeping snakes...
I returned from the lab early the next afternoon and noted that the same signs were still hanging on that door handle as I entered my room. Sat down to start checking my emails when I heard a woman moan loud and long. At first I wasn't sure exactly what I heard or if it was the television, the internet, or someone dying. But after another minute she did it again, followed by "that's good." It started to really get going after that, but for next ten minutes I wasn't even sure if she was by herself or with someone. At the very end it was obvious though. Two minutes after it was over, she asked the guy if he had any water in his room and he told her only from the sink. Less than a minute after that I heard the door to his room open and shut, after which, I could still hear someone moving around over there, but no more talking.
I never did hear any kind of animal noises. Maybe he was keeping snakes...
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Many years ago I was with the local SAR team doing some water ops at Bass Lake, just outside of Fresno. We also turned it into a good excuse for a camping trip.
Anyway, we get everything set up for the next day, Monday, and then got started with our extracurricular activities, mainly drinking beer and talking about women. It was just after dusk and we noticed a pontoon boat toss anchor a few hundred yards away from our cove; we assumed they were gonna do a little fishing. Nope. It was a couple out (trying) to enjoy some 'private' time. Pretty soon, they get to going at it, so, a couple of us decided to paddle out there and give them some company. Well, we sat there, and they finished up soon enough and the girl made the mistake of hanging her legs over the edge, while the guy zoned out on a bench. So, two of us swam over and I swear, all we were gonna do was rock the boat...but, my buddy got the idea to grab her legs...just a little bit.
All sorts of yelling ensued and I really think he would have shot us if he could see us..and I know he could hear us laughing...and if he had a gun.
Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
Anyway, we get everything set up for the next day, Monday, and then got started with our extracurricular activities, mainly drinking beer and talking about women. It was just after dusk and we noticed a pontoon boat toss anchor a few hundred yards away from our cove; we assumed they were gonna do a little fishing. Nope. It was a couple out (trying) to enjoy some 'private' time. Pretty soon, they get to going at it, so, a couple of us decided to paddle out there and give them some company. Well, we sat there, and they finished up soon enough and the girl made the mistake of hanging her legs over the edge, while the guy zoned out on a bench. So, two of us swam over and I swear, all we were gonna do was rock the boat...but, my buddy got the idea to grab her legs...just a little bit.
All sorts of yelling ensued and I really think he would have shot us if he could see us..and I know he could hear us laughing...and if he had a gun.
Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
feddoc, I fish bass lake a lot, I'll keep an aye out for that pontoon boat..lol
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Never actually heard it.
However when i frequented this site a lot there was THIS FELLOW WHO CONSTANTLY HAD HIS CAPS LOCKED MAKING YOU WONDER WHAT WAS GOING ON UNDER HIS COMPUTER DESK!!!!
POSSIBLY THE INTERNETS GREATEST SCREAMER EVER
However when i frequented this site a lot there was THIS FELLOW WHO CONSTANTLY HAD HIS CAPS LOCKED MAKING YOU WONDER WHAT WAS GOING ON UNDER HIS COMPUTER DESK!!!!
POSSIBLY THE INTERNETS GREATEST SCREAMER EVER
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HA HA now THATS funny MulePacker!!
Wonder where that guy went ;-)
Wonder where that guy went ;-)
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I was at a party once with a even number of gals and girls. Everyone was hooking up except me. The chick I was suppose to get hooked up with was to busy on the phone all night with her boyfriend in California. Bored out of my mind, as couples were making their rounds to the 1 bedroom in the house, I decided to slip in there and watch the action. Right after I sneak in there, I was laying beside the bed, and soon the clothes start flying. After a while still bored, I crawled around and found their underwear and put them on top of my boots, and go to sleep right there on the floor. Hours later I was awoke by a gal and at that time I notice the undies were gone. To this day I wonder what that couple thought finding a man with their underwear on his boots.
P.S. The chick that was on the phone with her BF. I dumped 2 cans of garbage in the front seat of her pickup.
P.S. The chick that was on the phone with her BF. I dumped 2 cans of garbage in the front seat of her pickup.
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We used to have a great little elk hole that was not too far from the road. We hit it in the early morning, make our stand and usually get into elk.
One morning my brother and I were in there just before light. We started making our calls, within 10 min we could hear moaning, that turned to screaming. This went on for about 30 min. It got louder and more intense as time went on.
Needless to say it was tough to make a serious stand for elk with the racket going on. We soon hiked up and out of the hole and drove out the bottom. Noticing a tent straight down from where we tried to hunt.
To this day its hard to make an elk stand and no think of that.
One morning my brother and I were in there just before light. We started making our calls, within 10 min we could hear moaning, that turned to screaming. This went on for about 30 min. It got louder and more intense as time went on.
Needless to say it was tough to make a serious stand for elk with the racket going on. We soon hiked up and out of the hole and drove out the bottom. Noticing a tent straight down from where we tried to hunt.
To this day its hard to make an elk stand and no think of that.
